Saturday, October 26, 2013

Week 43 - Spring Breakers

Photo Credit: IMDB

Spring break forever.
I swear, there were only 6 lines of dialogue that were repeated over different images the entire time.
Gucci Mane should not act. He's great - but shouldn't act.
  • What made me choose this movie?
    • James Franco.
  • Describe this movie in one word. JUST ONE.
    • Horrendous.
  • Would I recommend it to a friend (or talk ad nauseum with my friends about it)?
    • Recommend? Absolutely not.
    • Talk ad nauseum? About how awful it was? Yes. About how brilliant James Franco was, despite the terrible movie? Yes.
  • Did I look anyone or anything up from the movie on IMDB or Wikipedia?
    • Not necessary.
  • If I was trapped on a desert island, which character from this movie would I want to be trapped with and why?
    • Alien - James Franco, James Franco, James Franco. No other reason.
  • Did this movie provoke any outward emotional reactions? Crying, laughing out loud, throwing crap across the room, etc./et al. (Warning - I cry A LOT.)
    • A lot of head shaking.
  • Would I stop to watch this movie at any point during a showing on TBS?
    • No.
  • Would I buy it on sale at Target for $5 or less (or even splurge on it full price)?
    • Absolutely not.

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